| Phone: | 000-000-0000 |
| ____.____@gmail.com | |
| P.O. Box: | LOL you really think I have a PO box? |
| Carrier pigeon: | In the event that a solar storm takes out all communications
and plunges us into a new dark age, you can reach me with a
trained pigeon that has been born and raised at my house. However, I will not be liable for the bird's care, training, medical expenses, or education, formal or informal. |